I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I deserve this hangover.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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