Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My vagina just clenched in fear
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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