this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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