OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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