i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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