We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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