Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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