Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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