she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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