It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
