i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Please don't give away my fajitas
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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