Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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