I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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