Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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