Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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