Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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