They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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