: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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