evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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