So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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