He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You should frame my arrest warrant.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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