We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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