fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance