Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not