David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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