In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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