so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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