There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
