What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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