Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
My vagina just clenched in fear
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