a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
be right there i have to get my cape
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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