Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Randomize
