Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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