Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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