i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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