I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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