Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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