i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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