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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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