I want to stick my p in your. b.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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