Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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