Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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