So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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