This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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