I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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