At least make sure they are 18
Why
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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