I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
So vagazzling was a success
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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