is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
