These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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