yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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