I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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