You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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