My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
