I must be too annoying 4 u.
we made out on top of his cat.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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