Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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