your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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