She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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